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BOY CHILD!!! BOY CHILD!!!: Every Boy child Must Read These CareFully. Via @GvnShivukhulu

Boyshaod! Boyshaod!  Nimekutetea for long! Its the high time nikwambie ukweli!  Hamwezi kuwa mkiniangusha hivi!  Address this issues na si tafadhali!

1. Boyshaod mtavaa boxers na sio tafadhali!....kukaa kinui inarefusha hizo makende zenu sana!  Imagine clubbing galshaod na makende za 2kg for a whole night mpaka anapata blisters kwa shimo ya kikunio! Kai mutare tha see ino ici!

2.  During sex stop asking galshaod maswali ya ujinga like.....is it sweet? Babie in tamu? Unaskiaje?  Concentrate idiot! Twanga hio kitu until you hear her breathing na rythim ya that song.....uninyunyizie majiiiiiiiii bwanaaaaaa......unioshe nitakaseeeeee🎸🎺🎺🎺🎷🎻🎻🎻🎻

3.when it comes to sucking nunuu....pliz use your tongue! No teeth! I repeat no teeth! Galshaod hatakuwa akisusuu poooooooooooo kama ngombe hata masusu haiwezi toka na line moja coz ya vile ametafunwa mboco na hizo meno zenu! Thende ici!

4. Tabia ya kupaka mu shuh thee mate during sex mtaacha!  Sio kuacha  Kismayu ya galshaod ikinuka omena ama matumbo! Itekenye mpaka iteleze yenyewe! Are we tugeza? nyee ici!

5.  Scrab that skin around your testicles......osheni makende fwana! Sio mkitoa surwari nyumba yote inanuka busaa!   N you still expect galshaod to suck that thing?.......kae muriaga mapupuu noogle ici?

6.baadala ya kwenda kutuaibisha na kumwaga after 30secs kama kuku.....stay home n musturbate!  Hakuna haja ya kwenda kupaka galshaod jasho ya mitura bure!

7.   Pliz  mwageni quietly!...... Hii kupiga nduru ama kulia kama burukenge imepigwa na lightening inaamshia masingle mother watoto! Its sex idiots not giving birth!

8 lf your dick ni toothpick,....... Kimbia thika road jigongeshe Rolly!  Stop spreading that seed in kenya! Galshaod anataka mushuthee itamgusa appedix!
    
     Ni hayo tu kwa sasa......from advocate Wa boyshaod! UKWELI USEMWE!
      uki catch..... Niko hapa avya cenda smoking weed! Uka nguikie kaara itina!

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