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1. Oil leaves Turkana by road. (Why not build a refinery in Turkana to avoid unnecessary logistical costs.)

2. Oil arrives at the port in Mombasa, leaves for the Indian Ocean going to where no one knows.

3. In the middle of the Ocean, vessel carrying exported oil from Kenya, makes a U-turn, heads back to the port of Mombasa.

4. Oil is received by port authorities as imported crude oil from Saudi Arabia, tax is levied.

😀Kenya becomes the first country in the world to import oil from itself.

Hata sisi tupewe bangi tuvute ndio tuelewe hii story ya wavutaji bhangi

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